Well ... I am not a Christian. So I'm not going to celebrate it religiously.
I don't have a lot of friends or relatives who are Christians, and I'm not invited to any Christmas parties. So I'm not going to celebrate it secularly either.
But to those of you who are celebrating this joyous day,
If you are reading this, while steaming up the monitor with alcoholic vapour and holding a glass in your hand (if you're not holding a glass, then you're probably not celebrating enough),
That would be a bit loud, if you're reading this having a hangover from last night's Christmas party,
But if you're reading this on Christmas Day,
What is wrong with you? Get back to your friends and family.
Wherever, whenever, and however you're reading this,