Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I Am Not Celebrating Christmas

Well ... I am not a Christian. So I'm not going to celebrate it religiously.

I don't have a lot of friends or relatives who are Christians, and I'm not invited to any Christmas parties. So I'm not going to celebrate it secularly either.

But to those of you who are celebrating this joyous day,

Merry Christmas!

If you are reading this, while steaming up the monitor with alcoholic vapour and holding a glass in your hand (if you're not holding a glass, then you're probably not celebrating enough),

Merry Christmas!

That would be a bit loud, if you're reading this having a hangover from last night's Christmas party,

Merry Christmas!

But if you're reading this on Christmas Day,

What is wrong with you? Get back to your friends and family.

Wherever, whenever, and however you're reading this,

Merry Christmas!



your "Health Assistant" said...

Happy Healthy Holidays to you and your family!!!


EastCoastLife said...

Wishing you and your family a Merry Xmas!!

*hic... hic... hic*

success with women!!! said...

i am not celebrating Christmas also but i am christian.

Jennifer said...

I'm currently watching the Muppet's Christmas Carol with my Mom and Sis... while doing my Entrecard drops XD

Da Old Man said...

Merry Christmas to you and your family.
May you have a joyous and peaceful day, whether you celebrate the holiday or not.

Life Ramblings said...

happy holidays to you and your family.
peace, joy and good health.

LEon said...

am I too late to say merry Christmas here?

Buzzing J said...

Today's Boxing Day, Hope y'all had an enjoyable Christmas.

And LEon, it's never too late to say Merry Christmas here - I can always save it for next year!

Stacy's Random Thoughts said...

Merry Christmas! ;)

The Fearless Blog said...

This is cute. No...really it is...I mean it...I am not kidding...for real. It's cute and it's funny!!!!

You are quite original my friend. Thank you...

Shea said...

Happy Holidays!!!
Jesus is cool, not like all the rest of the people, and what people make Him out to be.


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