Shit!

Something that's oozed out from your body. And it's not tears.

:-)

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I have one too

My Stat Declaration:

I hereby declare -

38

33

40

There, that’s my stat declaration. Of course the middle figure could be +1 or +2 after a heavy lunch or dinner. No-lah, this is not the retractable one - statutory declaration - that’s the declaration of my vital statistics.

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Sorry-lah, just trying to catch up on the current in-jokes of the country. Although, if I’m funny enough, I would also write something on the other butt of joke too - "ymodos" (it’s not a typo, just like it suggests, it has to be read from behind).

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